blog by vealchartdotcom

make time for the ones you love. make it out of tape and glue. 

Drinking milk right out of the cow should not be seen in magazines.

wearing a bell around your neck is no fun if you are a cat ... or if you have a bell phobia.

I wonder if anyone has actually walked ON golden pond.

i am not a runner. i am a fighter. i fight for non violence via getting away from the bad man who is trying to hit me with a stick.

poem -
Penguins do not make good messenger birds.
they just pile up.
under my window.
with little messages tied to their legs.
they stink.

meat-loaf is good. when it is made of meat. and it is in a loaf shape. otherwise it is something else. like vegetable – loiter

Looking at an empty coca-cola can.
I will put it in the recycle bin.
The janitor will throw it in the trash.
It is the American way. 

If you give a man a fish he will have food. But if you teach him to fish he will have to get a job to support his new fishing addiction = collection fishing poles. Hey does anyone want to buy a nice used fishing pole.